90scherry:

tupac said “ u bring me to my climax without sex” i want that

(via lilacwinescarletfantasies)

i post more on my private blog now.

so if you wanna follow, message me for link

• Me: *Wakes up at 3am and sits up* Daddy?
• Daddy: *Looks over and gets next to me laying me back down and laying with me, holding me* Go back to sleep Princess
• Me: Okay, I sleep now Daddy *Closing my eyes and curling up next to Daddy
• Daddy: Good girl *Keeps holding onto my making sure I go to sleep*

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

• pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
• pics of you smiling with ur mom 
• pics of plants
• pics of ur dog
• pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(Source: hurtafly, via ugly)

vegan-vulcan:

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

(via zackisontumblr)

swarnpert:

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

(via sofukcinghipster)